Barrett

"I didn't had a teddy bear, I had an elephant named (very mumbled) rent rent rah"

Barrett

"Just because it tickles doesn't mean I liked it."

Alex and Rodney

Alex: "I want to work for shell when I grow up." [Because I wouldn't have to pay for gas]
Rodney: "Working for shell would be like going to hell."

Ponder

"I like to sun bathe in the shade because then you end up looking like a cheetah."

Barrett

"Hey Mr Munford, Do you ever call onstar and just say BOO YA?"

Barrett

[Referring to the tool song Schism]
"If Tim and I were dating this would be our song."

Alicia & Gavin

Alicia- "What?!? I heard Ponder and Patrick's name ... what was it?
Gavin- "Oh no, they arn't gay are they?"

Alex

[referring to the Bust-a-Rhyme song Break Your Neck]

"He can talk faster than I can think!"

Alex and Ponder

Ponder - "Wow, Woodward really goes all out with their buses."
Alex- "It looks like a carnival ride."

Anonymous

"What's the point of living ... if you don't have a wiener?"

A Moment from the Richardson Home

Mr Richardson: "Ok kim, lets have our first drive arond the neighborhood."
Kimberly: "But Dad, I can't go up hills!"

Gavin

Mrs Maybeaver: "isn't it true that if you are not academic and not athletic that you will go nowhee according to natral selection?"

Gavin: (turns to Mac) S%!T

Gavin

"Do you have any more babies ... Mac put mine in his mouth."

Ponder

Gavin- "I have a sniper rifle to protect myself from robbers."
Ponder- "Hahaha ... Now you can shoot yourself with dead on presision"

Alex

"I'm pretty sure that 75 % of the time I'm around Ingram he's gay."

Ponder

"When Mrs. Simmons asks me to turn in my HW I'm going to say I can't because I had a freak smelting accident."

Leslie

Barrett - "Leslie, your addiction to caffeine is going to lead to an addiction to crack."
Leslie- "Its not an addiction, its a dependency."

caffeine
coffin
affine
cuffing
gaffing
Edit...
Revert to "caffien"

Mary Allen

"When I get sick I just take over a room in my house and sit with a tub of ice cream and YELL at people as they walk by!"

Ponder

"I just swallowed a LEGO and it was the worst idea I have ever had."

Ponder

"Apparently shopping cart surfing through the frozen food section while eating a bananas is wrong." [Reffering to a Wallmart]