Gavin

"Do you have any more babies ... Mac put mine in his mouth."

Ponder

Gavin- "I have a sniper rifle to protect myself from robbers."
Ponder- "Hahaha ... Now you can shoot yourself with dead on presision"

Alex

"I'm pretty sure that 75 % of the time I'm around Ingram he's gay."

Ponder

"When Mrs. Simmons asks me to turn in my HW I'm going to say I can't because I had a freak smelting accident."

Leslie

Barrett - "Leslie, your addiction to caffeine is going to lead to an addiction to crack."
Leslie- "Its not an addiction, its a dependency."

caffeine
coffin
affine
cuffing
gaffing
Edit...
Revert to "caffien"

Mary Allen

"When I get sick I just take over a room in my house and sit with a tub of ice cream and YELL at people as they walk by!"

Ponder

"I just swallowed a LEGO and it was the worst idea I have ever had."

Ponder

"Apparently shopping cart surfing through the frozen food section while eating a bananas is wrong." [Reffering to a Wallmart]

Anonymous

"Oh my god ... Dr. Dunkle left the biggest skid marks in the toilet today!"

Mary Allen

"Nothing happened, he was just on top of me."

Barrett

"If I dream about and angry black woman I am going to punch Mac in the balls"

Alex

"Inmates on death row are so expinsive!"